Sunday, September 1, 2024

DUMPSTER ENVY

For years, I've envied those with a dumpster in their driveway. Not exactly sure why. Maybe it's my dead-seated need to purge my garage someday.

I did a bit of investigating and discovered a 12' by 6' by 4' container would be about right for all the old cupboards, countertops and benches from our 50+ year-old kitchen.

In an effort to reduce the load, I dragged one of the old cupboards to the road last garbage day. Almost magically, a truck soon appeared. As I helped the friendly garbage man hoist the cabinet into the back of the truck, he asked,

"Do you have any more?"

"Do I?" I replied, a bit stunned. "How much will you take?"

The muscular man replied with a smile,

"We can take a pile as big as a small car. You get it out to the road and we'll take it. "

My tax dollars at work!

I realize that in many jurisdictions, there's a definite limit to the amount of garbage one can put out. Not here! I was delighted for a moment until I realized...... I won't get my dumpster.

Definitely a first-world problem. 

In fact, I've decided to cross dumpsters off my bucket list once and for all. 












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